Well, the fkn bastards last week smacked 277 from 70 overs, was a hard yard day out in the field…and to be honest with the batting line up we had..always was going to be hard to achieve. And well, you play with what they deal you, but being FKN SHIFTY, I also had my eye on the bigger picture, because if they gained an OUTRIGHT! victory, that is, we fall short on their first inning score by MORE than 80 runs, they can inforce the follow on, if they bowl us out again, short of their FIRST innings total, then instead of six points they get 10.
NWO that had me concerned, because they wpould leap from us by two points into fourth place and SMASH the fk outta our percentage…and gues what, we fell short on first inning and they inforced the follow on. SO with 29 over left to BAT..out we went into the couldren. I decided to OPEN with the eldest, and he [promprty smashed 34 then edged a ball to the keeper chasing a VERY FKN WIDE BOUCY BALL, which he had do the ball before and missed, AND, then told him to leave them the fk ALONE!….NAHHHHHH, CANT DO THAT.
Anyways, I stayed at the crease for 14 overs for a fkn paltry 10 runs, but it was never about the runs, we had to deny them the OUTRIGHT WIN..which should have been fairly fkn easy. so I have three bruises on my left leg, a BIG ARSE FK OFF BRUISE from the OPENING bowler 1 inch below my Sternum, which hurts like fk, but not as much as if it had HIT me in the sternum…guessing that migh have meant the quacks i reckon…and then..>WELL THE REST OF THE TEAM MADE FK ALL, threw away their fkn wickets and so forth and our LAST wicket FELL with one over to go!.
BUT..HERES THE KICKER..ONE BLOKE…ONE FKN CNT, ARSE WIPE , FKN TOOL , I’ve done this before decided NOT to show for day to and you cannot SUB a BATTER, only a fielder. so playing two innings, one player short and missing on stopping the OUTRIGHT by ONE FKN OER…CO’s this FKTARDED, ILL KAP THE FKR, HES NEVER FKN PLAYING IN MY TEAM AGAIN DIN’t fkn SHOW UP!… H NOT FKN HAPPY!.
REMEMBER, its not all about winning and its not like we are playing for sheep stations.
LIKE FK…ITS ALL ABOUT FKN WINNING and there is NOTHING ELSE..EVEEEEER!