Not that i am known for either mind you.
having spent some of the morning chasing up consultants and work prospects we ventured into Tool Time TIM territory. WHY, well thats an easy one, cos i get to use fucking power tools, gear up on a scale, that if it was infantry Combat, I would be a cross between a Grenadier, Gunner, sniper and techno laden fucking assassin. OH YES!. the tool belt. Cordless pouch, laser tape measure pounch, 4 x pockets for nails, screws and assorted shit, Chisel holder, drill bit holder, hammer hoop, pens, textas, fold out tape measure, pull out tape measure in Fluro of course and its GOTTA BE LUFKIN.
Then its Bacho comfy knee pads, CAT work boots, multi pocketed work shirt and pants all in a matching colour and topped off with a VB CAP and sunnies. Awesome..god dam SPARTAN KILLING SHRED THE FUCKERS PUNCH ON THRU TOP O THE LINE IM FUCKING TUFF DON’T FUCK with me!.
Add, one wheel barrow, electric jack hammer, Paslode nail gun ( gas fired ) , Hammer drill, Light as metal post shovel, two x spirit levels..gotta have some redundancy folks, pliers, saw ( hand) power saw, power drill and we are almost ready.
GO buy sleepers from hardware store, have the discussion with the fuck wit about lengths and the thickness, ” NO!, i what 50mm x 2.4 , not 3m”. WHY NOT. Cos that what I want..ya diggin me..Sheesh, the get HEX HEADED screws, OH BTW, we needed TWO SLEEPERS ONLY. load up, gear up, run out extension leads and rip tear crash burn.
THE RESULTS, well, the front sleeper wall is now finished, two Silver Birch trees planted, p[avers laid, mailbox, relocated and concreted into the ground, vertical sleeper posts installed at all the sleeper joins, re oiled the letter box insitue ( its new home), took down some boxing thats no longer required, dug 12 holes with ether jackhammer and shovel ( EASY NAUT, very easy..lol).
And now, for the first time, I have a pending debate at the cricket club, which I will not attend, simply because I know I will not change the individuals fucking mind, so why waste my precious time and fucking energy …other than that..its been a productive day I must say.